So, my friends, my friend Mike Pasarro is beyond any shadow of a doubt in Thomas the clutchest person I know. There is no debating it….
Well except for Chad. Chad is pretty clutch too. But except for Chad, Mike is definitely the clutchest person I know.
Actually Tyler is pretty clutch too. But yeah. Except for Chad and Tyler, Mike is the clutchest.
Oh and then there is Brent. Brent is amazingly clutch. Like….. So except for Chad, Tyler and Brent, Mike is for sure the the clutchest person I know.
Oh and of course there is Daniel. SUPER clutch. Once I was out of water somewhere in Sub-Sahara Africa and Dan showed up with some Five Alive. SUPER clutch.
So maybe except for Chad, Tyler, Brent and Dan, Mike is DEFINITELY the clutchest person I know.